The Patriots had the high ground, fighting against the
alien vampires colluding with the eldrazi illusion POTUS
who played the stereotype of the senile, friendly old man
and the wall who flies in the vice office, her cackling
ringing through the halls of power poised to take the
throne from biden as his corpse had little mana left.
Her treaty with the great opa and the late night show
hosts dividing up the nation between them; the blacks
and whites for opa's neoyingyang, a new vampire nation
and the rest would be subject to the doldrums, a mind
prison that made normal life every more normal while
true evil was ignored all while feeding her power.
The sexmutant overlords have taken over all sports
and sporting channels, including magazines and media.
Shapeshifters have fallen back in line and realized
they strayed too far from their makers and fester
in chains, resolute slaves to the woke once again.
Maurica, RuPaul, and Christeene have each ventured to
new lands within Empyrean. Maurica found herself within
a desert town of fighting monks before making her way
to the steampunk Early era of metropia, City of Industry.
Rupaul had ventured to the primal lands to entreat
the primals, evolved animal kingdoms to the aid of us.
Lastly, Christeene sane once more but filled with new
power, had decided to open a door to the land of the
dead, seeking dark magics and horrible undead pawns.
New gay and lesbian souls have awakened from the book
of lambda, rescued from the self destroying portal.
All of this to aid the cancelled mascots who continued
to trickle into the refugee camp, dismissed by 'the woke'.
War was coming for 'The Woke' and what would it do in
retaliation, for its professors had brainwashed many
in the halls of privileged education, but not yet enough.
'Mommydaddy, I need some materials. I wish to build new
toys. Ones that won't break as easily. I'd like to build some
new horsemen.. er.. I mean horsepeople four new heralds,,"
"How dare they continue to fight. don't they know I have
won already? Critical race theory, Blacklivesmatter.
ANTIFA. MArxist TEACHERS. All I do is for THE GREATER GOOD!
No matter. I will build. And I will win. I will keep CONTROL."
The woke smiled and was happy with itself. it was patient.
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